Le Clown Bar

Choosing where to dine in Paris can be quite overwhelming, especially for first time visitors. The city is big and bustling with no shortage of amazing eateries, all of which will make you regret having booked those return tickets so damn soon. But fear not, your trusty duo is here to help you navigate the labyrinth that is Paris food scene, so you can better decide what works for you and your schedule. CAUTION: this guide can induce severe craving side effects!!

summer in Paris, beware of august as everything is closed, and that's really sad, for me at least, some of u freaks seems to love that shit. i fear some of you, plagued by incessant scrolling and trend forecasting, may find a few of these locales to be 'played out,' but i implore you to remember that often when a place is truly special, there's a reason for that... and we shouldn't allow the over exposure of tiktok to erase the beauty of an extraordinary experience. please travel responsibly. that's all. au revoir, D